Sunday, August 3, 2008

...a bridge too far...


Often, we read about major accidents caused by these road giants - overturnned buses, lorries that slammed into other vehicles, lorries and buses that break down and cause massive traffic jams. Most of the time, when such accidents occur, the driver will be fined and compounded (if they are lucky enough to survive through and causing the death of others).
Take for instance, the jam on the Penang Bridge. As we all know, the magnificent bridge is on contruction for widening the lanes (or to mend the supposedly rumoured cracks). Many a time, there will be a jam, caused by a lorry that broke down somewhere along the lanes. This may cause miles and miles of jam...on both side (one where the mishap happens and the opposite side, where all the kay pohs slow down their vehicles to see).

I remember very well two incidents that happened when I was working in Prai.

1) The first happend on the bridge towards the middle span at about 3.00pm on a work day. A huge lorry carrying sugar over turned due to over loading. This caused the jam way back in all directions to the bridge. My usual trip from my workplace to the Penang Bridge toll plaza is at 10mins the most, ended up 3.5 hours!!!

2) A lorry carrying cargo container over turned and almost flattened a car. Luckily there was no casualties but the poor car. The officials have to close both directions - the lane where the accident happened was close due to the jam. On the opposite side, because they need to send in a crane to lift and remove the container. This too caused hours of jam.

I am very certain, there were many that slipped my mind and are many more incidents such as these. I was wondering, why can't the authorities issue a heavy fine to the company who owns the lorry. There maybe an argument that, afterall it's the driver's fault, but I think overloading, breaking downs due to mechanical problems can hardly be blamed on the drivers. Companies should service and check their heavy vehicles before they are let "loose". If it's a puncture, then it is excusable. When such rules are implemented, I guess, all companies will abide by these and send their vehicles for regular servicing. This not only cease the inconvenience caused to others, but also to avoid unnecessary life taking accidents.

...flower power...


Can somebody tell me what is this flower called...I have been searching the net but to no avail. It is simply beautiful. Given to me by Mak Suet Kin, I thought this flower only blossom once in this hot weather...as after the first flower withered, some of the buds went along. It gave a thrill when I saw two buds that looked so healthy. The one of them just "kaaaabooom", came this beautiful flower. I am waiting eagerly, for the next one. Thanks to Mum's care and watering.

I know it comes in various colour from maroon to deep purple and I think I saw them growing very well in colder climate. Not too sure...the petals are hairy, soft, velvet-like. The foliage is thick. Do let me know if you happened to be "flower smart". Thank you.
Now Carole, I have a botanic article in my blog too!!! Hahaha...but nothing like your phenomenal Yeh Lai Siang. :)
P/S The curiousity has been solved...it's called "GLOXINIA"...thank you so much Carole and the roses you bought your mum is "boo-tee-pool"!!!

...penang famous prawn mee...



Everywhere you go in Penang for prawn mee (hokkien mee)...there will be a stall with a signage that says "Penang Famous Hokkien Mee". How do you classify "famous"? To me, it's not the number of bowls the noodle seller sells, but the taste has got be equally good. Honestly, there are a few good ones, but yet not that famous.

One of the, is Ah Chai Bayan Baru Hokkien Mee. The stall is located in Top Taste Coffee Shop, in the corner and junction of Lorong Kampung Jawa 7. The coffee shop can hardly be missed, as it is located in the shop block (near Public Bank) and there is a tau chooi (soya bean drink) stall directly opposite.

Ah Chai Hokkien Mee has the make of what hokkien mee should taste like. The noodles and tau geh and kangkong are blanced to a good texture...not too soft. The soup is just nice...do not have the strong smell of prawn shells nor smell of chili (which I personally cannot stand). It is not too diluted nor too sweet. I do not really like the ones in Greenhouse (over-rated by non locals) and the one near Sungai Pinang (let me find out the name of the stall - this one has too strong a smell and taste of chili padi).
P/S thanks for the pic Eddie :)

Ratings : 6/10

The other good one, that I can think off right now, is the one being sold in Sungai Dua market in the morning. This old uncle, starts early in the morning. This stall is located IN the market. There is another one outside the market (which is crowded, but not that good). This uncle's is generous with his garnishing. Just try asking for more fried shallots or eggs. He even has this big chunks of pork belly, that he will cut up if you request for it.

Ratings : 7/10

Well, actually Hokkien Mee is not exactly my favourite, but then, I do take it sometimes. I am quite particular with the taste of the soup. I do not take mine with the blended/grinded chili paste, therefore I can be a judge on the soup. A good soup must not be too stench with prawns, must not be too sweet (or artificially sweetened with sugar or msg), too murky, too diluted, too oily or taste like drinking water!!!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

...the gates of oriental hades...

Here it is again...after a year, the gates of hades are opened again last night. It is the Chinese Halloween. Ghosts and ghouls will be roaming everywhere. Restless and lost spirits will be searching for vengeance and settle their unfinished business!!!

It is the time of the year, children are forbidden to be outdoors late at night for the fear that this evil supernatural beings will possess these urchins (that explains about some kids I know...). Swimming is not allowed either for the fear that there maybe evil spirits lurking in the water, waiting to claim another life (where are you, Esther Williams???).

This Hungry Ghosts Festival (or Phor Thor in Hokkien) is celebrated throughout Asia from Hong Kong to Singapore where the Chinese populations are the majority, for a month long during seventh month in the Chinese Lunar Calender. That gives these spirits one month to have great food, entertained and haunt and do whatever they are up here to do.

It's no less especially in our island of Penang (or anywhere else in Malaysia). Almost every roads or lanes or housing estates have their Phor Thor committee that will organize feasts and offerings to these wandering spirits in hopes of pleasing the ghosts and obtaining "good luck" for the living.

There is a tall paper effigy of the King of Hades under large extended zinc canopy erected in the middle of some roads or lanes. In front of His Royal Hade-ness, is a long, long, long table (hey, something like King Henry the VIII's). Miles and miles of food is offered to his Hade-ness and all those wandering spirits...roasted pigs, roasted chicken, roasted ducks, bags of rice, sacks of sugar, fruits, kuehs and cooked dishes. Hell notes by the bags are lined up (for bribery??? I wonder if there are cases of CBT down there...) .


At night, the venue is turned into an "entertainment" outlet for both the dead and the living (hmmm...scary isn't it...you'll never know who's next to you). There used to be Chinese puppet shows and Chinese operas (tong tong cheng). The costumes worn by the opera actors were marvellously decked with colourful, glittering and most eleborated you ever see. But as years go by, someone from "down" there, sent in a suggestion that less is best...so comes the "koh tai"...scantily clad girls (some looked like they are from "down" there) strutting their assets (if they have them), singing and dancing the nights away. I noticed that when there is a Chinese opera around, there are more dead than the living and when there is a koh tai, vice-versa. Well, so much of entertaining and respecting the dead and His Royal Hade-ness!!! No Big No Small!!! Rows and rows of benches are put in front of the stage.


Anyway, ever noticed that when there is show at night, the front row is always empty??? Why??? WHy??? WHY??? Hehehe...you should know, they are for the VIPs (guests of honour).

So let me share some stories about these "guests" with you...I do not know if it's true or not, but these stories have been going on for years...


1) There was a Chinese lady who brought her newborn in a baby carrier (basket) to pay homage to the King of Hungry Ghost. Like any others, she had to lit some candles and joss sticks and burn some hell notes. There were many people praying around on that morning. Roasted pigs and other food were offered on the long tables. Since there was a little space on the table, she placed her baby there...went on the lit the candles and joss sticks and was fervently praying...when suddenly, she heard screams and shouts from some people nearby. She turned around and noticed they were crowding around her baby. She rushed to her baby and saw her baby in spasms. She panicked and screamed and cried. Moments later, there was a dead silence from the baby carrier. Her baby was no longer moving. Apparently, when she placed her baby on the table, the King thought it was another dish of meal and sapu even the "soul" of the little tot.

2) It was drizzling...but from her house, the family could see and hear the sounds of the Chinese Opera troupes singing, the cymbals crashing and the pipe playing. There were a few caretakers around and a few bystanders in umbrellas watching the performers on the stage in their routine. There were less then ten people that night watching. As the rain got heavier, more people left the vicinity, either scrambled under the zinc roof where the giant paper effigy stood or gone home. She could still see the performers went on with their acts on stage. The sound of the music was a little faint than earlier, but still audible enough. Next to the stage, was a row of hawkers selling loh bak, see koh tng, fishball soup, etc. Since it's almost dinner time, she decided to take her umbrella and walk across to buy a nice hot packet of fishball soup. Her four year-old niece wanted to go along. So, she carried her niece in one hand and a blue umbrella in the other. As she walked towards the stalls, passing by the stage and the rain was still pattering, her niece was smiling across her shoulder and kept pointing to the front of the stage and whispered in her ear that there were so many people watching the opera. She stopped at her heels as, there we no one right infront of the stage as the rest of the spectators have scrambled in under the roof. Without missing a breath, she made a U-turn and waggled her way back home!!!

3) The Khoos were having their usual dinner at about 7.00pm, in their residence in Greenlane, when the neighbour's dog howled. The howl was so loud that it covered the din from the opera nearby. Mrs Khoo got up, and peeked into the back lane just behind her kitchen to see if there were intruders. Several houses in the housing area has been broken into weeks before. Much to her aghast, the back lane was empty except for the dim lights from the streetlights. She brushed off the dog's howling and went back to join the rest of the family members on the dining table. After finishing dinner, the family left the dining room. Mrs Khoo was all alone clearing up and washing the dishes. With her face facing the window, she could see clearly that there was a figure of a woman standing there with a child. She was surprised and stepped away from the sink. The woman's face came into full view as the woman got nearer to the kitchen window. In a soft voice, she asked Mrs Khoo if she could be spared some leftovers. According to the woman, she and her child have walked for miles and very hungry. Mrs Khoo was about to turn around to get some kuehs that was left on her dining table, when she noticed from the corner of her eyes, the woman was "floating" away. She screamed for her family and told them what happened. It seemed the woman was a wandering spirit passing by.

4) This happened to the Bee Hoon Soup stall opposite the graveyard of Paya Terubong. The staller was mending his stall till the wee hours in the morning. At about 1.20am, a group of teenagers came over and ordered some bowls. After finishing their meals, they paid the uncle money and left. The uncle stashed the money away in one of the drawers in his stall. After wrapping up the sales for the day, he opened the drawer to count the day's sales...much to his horror, the cash that the teenages paid were nothing but a stashed of burnt papers...joss papers to be exact.

5) Now, this one happened many, many years ago...way back to the 80s. It happened in the famous Wembley Theatre. This theatre is known to be haunted. This lady in her 30s was watching a midnight movie. In the middle of the movie, she had the urged to visit the ladies powder room. She managed her way in the dark to the room. She was all alone in the toilet. After doing her business, the stood right in front of this large long mirror, tidying herself up and brushing her hair. Suddenly, she noticed a lady with long hair standing next to her. Without thinking anything amiss, she went on brushing her hair. She lady asked if she could borrow her brush and she has forgetten hers. Then the other lady took her head off her body and cuddled it in her arms and started brushing her hair. Whatelse, she fainted and woke up after a few minutes to relate her horror encountered.Ifll, there are more stories to tell, but I think I have to compile it in to a book. These are some of the more famous ones. I will throw in a horror story in this blog every now and then, when it comes to my mind.

After the last day of the Hungry Ghost Festivals, the King of Hades and all the spirits are sent back to where they come from and some maybe left behind to cause harm, hurt and downfall to the people...and those who were left behind, joined politics!!!

Till then...good nite

Friday, August 1, 2008

...evelyn keyes - the keyes of tara...

Remember the MGM's 1939 classic, "Gone With The Wind"??? Remember Scarlett "tomorrow is another day" O' Hara??? Now, remember Scarlett's other sisters??? Suellen O'Hara and Carreen O'Hara???

Evelyn Keyes, who portrayed sister Suellen, died at the age of 91 from uterine cancer. Keyes (20th November 1916 - 4th July 2008), was born in Texas, took dancing, voice and singing lessons hoping to become a ballerina, but entered a beauty pagent and became a chorus girl. She had some obscure bit part roles like in "The Bucanner" (1938), "Paris Honeymoon" (1939) and "Union Pacific" (1939), before David O. Sleznick gave her a bit part in Margaret Mitchell's saga, the now classic "Gone With The Wind", casting her as Scarlett's younger whiny and bratty sister - Suellen.

Her second husband was director Charles Vidor who directed her in some of Evelyn's pictures in Columbia studio, among them "Ladies In Retirement" (1941) starring Ida Lupino and Louis Hayward. They divorced in 1945, supposedly due to Vidor's infidelity. She then hit a pin-up status and played the daughter of Boris Karloff in "Before I Hang" (1940) and as a blind women who befriended the scarred Peter Lorre in "The Man Behind The Mask" (1941).

Husband number three was John Huston. She played Al Jolson's wife in "The Jolson Story" (1946), opposite the splendid imitation by Larry Parks. Her marriage to Huston also ended up a divorce in 1950. In between this and her next marriage to musician Artie Shaw (whom I find a self-centered, egoistic person from most of the articles I read and the reply card I received from him when I wrote to him many years ago), she had a "close" friendship with flamboyant producer, Michael Todd. Among Shaw's wives were Lana Turner and Ava Gardner and among Todd's wives were Joan Blondell and Elizabeth Taylor (the queen of husbands!!!). She also appeared in Marilyn Monroe's "The Seven Year Itch" (1955) and had a cameo role in Todd' all-star "Around The World In Eighty Days" (1956). Later in her career, she guested in "Love Boat" and "Murder, She Wrote" and also in movies like 1987's "A Return To Salem's Lot" (a vampire) and 1989's "Wicked Stepmother" (a witch instructor). She wrote two autobiographies - "Scarlett O'Hara's Younger Sister" in 1977 and "I'll Think About That Tomorrow" (1991).

There goes another Hollywood star from that era. Now, the only living supporting cast from "Gone With The Wind" is Ann Rutherford (2nd November 1920 = 87 years old) and it's star, the legendary Olivia De Havilland (Melanie Hamilton) (1st July 1916 = 92 years old!!!).

Frankly my dear, I do give a damn!!!

..."kebakaran" di sungai tiram...


Fire in Sungai Tiram??? Nah, the "kebakaran" i was referring to, is the famous toast (roti bakar) in Sungai Tiram.

Sungai Tiram is located along Bayan Lepas Highway to the Penang International Airport. I do not remember the name of the coffee shop, but what the heck, it's famous. Just tell anyone, Roti Bakar Sungai Tiram, and most Penangnites will say "yes"!!!

The coffee shop has been operating for years. In the morning, it serves nothing but toasts, nasi lemak, half boiled eggs (I have just learned the term - soft boiled egg, when I had them in Old Town Coffee) and drinks. It is the toasts and eggs that people would wait for available tables for...throngs and throngs of people, in office attire to singlets and shorts, would crowd this coffee shop in the morning.

What is so special about the toasts and eggs they served there, you may asked. Well, I don't know. The toast is just a slice of white bread oven toasted, then spread with butter (or magarine?) and the eggs, well, many could have easily done them at home. It's a real phenomena why the place is so jam-packed...could it be the feng shui??? You either dip the toast (cut in to small 10 pieces) in to the egg, have it plain with butter or sprinkle some fine castor sugar and the egg, well, as usual, a little tow yew (light soya sauce) and a dash of pepper (I prefer my toast with the sugar and the eggs without pepper).

At night, this coffee shop sells seafood bee hoon soup (but very expensive), satay, joo hoo eng chai (cuttle fish and water cress) and salted chicken, but the business in the morning that is really impressive.

Ratings : 6/10 (still dunno why?)

...for the thirsty along burma road...


If ever you are in town, to be exact, in Burma Road, to be exact, near Green House Coffee Shop on a hot afternoon, do stop by this stall selling on of the best thirst quenching Lo Han Kuo drink. It is located directly opposite Service Road (between Seventh Day Adventist Church and New Cathay Coffee Shop), this stall is diffificult to be missed. It is usually parked under an old huge tree directly outside Seng Hup Electrics.

For RM1.00, you get to enjoy a nice ice cold bowl of Honey Lo Han Kuo, with strips of the fruit, few cubes of nata de coco, some large sago and some dried longans. The drink is not too sweet, just nice to quench your throat under the hot sun.

The stall has been in operation since last past 20 years (maybe). I can remember it when I was staying nearby. I used to walk and then later, cycle to get a cuppa. It was mended then by a young lady with only some teeth (hopefully not because of too much of that drink), sometimes an older auntie and sometimes a uncle who has tatooed eye brows and gory red painted finger nails (hey girls, please lah share some beauty tips with him!!!).

The stall also serve some other "herbal" related drinks, but for rm1.00 and under the scorching sun, this is simply refreshing!!!

Ratings : 8/10